*laughter from all members*
Bakashift: From deep within my Calvin Kleins I am prepared for this podcast
Holden: te team huddle everyone, ok everyone knows lets huddle up
Gigguk: Wai wait I gotta take my pants off , it wont be complete until pants are off
Holden: no pants-uh , ok so we can push this as far as you guys want to
Gigguk: yeah
Holden: k but just remember this si going on the internet ,people will know who you are
Connor: Yup
Bakashift: dont hold back
Holden: So anything you say will always be there
*laughter from all members*
Bakashift: Can and will be used against you in a court of law
Gigguk: hmmm
Connor: uuhm
Gigguk: Can and used , be used against you
Holden: This is the
Gigguk: We are not
Holden: This ,this is the ragers ,this is the razors edge ok everyone
Gigguk: We are not removing this ,once it goes up ,thats it .
Holden: So
Connor: Yup
Holden: You can tell us if you want to remove something post ,thats fine fine
Gigguk: Thats fine
Connor: Yes
Holden: But , we are letting you know this is the razors edge ,if you trip you will be sliced in half
Gigguk: yes
Holden: Just so you know
Jimijj : Are we ready ,now that, are you done with the pleasantries ,alright start
Holden: hi everyone how it going ,am holden here and today we have a very special episode of j taku
and with me today I've got my lovely co hosts ,Garnt
Gigguk: Run ,run guys you dont want to hear this podcast
bakashift: You are not prepared
Holden: Alain from bakashift
Bakashift: Thats me
Holden: Jimi from the jimijj known as ninouh
Jimijj: I havnt wanked in four days
Gigguk: *laughter* he actually said that
Holden: And connor from fiction reviews
Connor: adding a second disclaimer ,mom dont listen to this one ,just turn it off right now and get it of your i pod
Gigguk: Oh oh oh is it is it
Bakashift: Garnt I think ,he required to reinstate the thing thats played automatically at the start of these videos
Gigguk: We will make an extra disclaimer for this
Jimijj: I I havnt wanked in four days
*laughter all round*
Holden: So everyone I would like to introduce you ,the lovely cast we have here today ,I would like to introduce the topic which we will be talking about, which is alot of things
Gigguk: yes
Holden: At the same time ,but all come back to the three simple letters s,e,x
Gigguk: I mean
Holden :So
Gigguk: I would arrh to pre-ferce uuuuh tell everyone where this idea came from
Holden: Yeah it does
Gigguk: If you listen to femtaku
Jimijj: If the girls can do it ,we can do it too thats as simple as it is
Gigguk: And I was I was you know , femtaku get this from femtaku ,that was go that was a good episode
Holden: yeah ,yeah its really good
Bakashift: that was a good podcast ,I thoroughly enjoyed it
Holden: that helena chick dude
Gigguk: yes
Holden: that helena chick is best girl by far
Gigguk: I was editing it ,I was like well if girls get to talk about periods and menstruating
Jimijj: get to talk about wanking and talking about boobs,that what I get to talk about ,you know what am saying guys, you know what am saying
Gigguk: tha thats
Holden: Dude
Gigguk : like bros , we we gotta talk about this shit
Bakashift: we get together
Gigguk: We cant be blue balling
Connnor: So once again I will say it , mom get out
Gigguk: So I think I think
Holden: I got my man the Oh-defender, got my better half here
Gigguk: hol holden do you want a review or , so holden has team names with everyone
Holden: So when your with me its kinda like being apart of a robot ,you become part of the team
Jimijj: Me and holden me and holden are the Oh-pie defenders
Holden: Me and alain are team hype and me and garnt recently had our name just recently be made and garnt ,will you please tell us our name
Gigguk: Ok
Holden: Our name
Gigguk: So me and holden's name is the masters
*epic table "drumroll" *
Connor: Ohhhhhhhh yeaaa
Holden: we are the masters ,so we have all three teams here ,me and connor are still working on one so if you have nay suggestions ,feel free to leave them in the comment section below,but any holden x anyone teams ,thats what we need to work out.
Gigguk; Not shipping
Connor: The ship
Holden: This is all about teams
Connor: If you want to ship anything me and alain
Bakashift: Yeah
Holden: If you want to ship anything ,ship it to our P.O. box that does not exist
Gigguk: Ship it to jimijj
Bakashift: cause of the other podcast ,to jimi's home address
Holden: We dont need any , we really dont need any doujins of us
Gigguk: So I think a good topic to start on is the question , that all men will have to answer to God ,are you a tits or ass man
Connor: Its its
Holden: It all comes down to this
Jimijj: Am gona be straight with everyone watching this podcast right now,If you live in England America ,South America ,South Africa,Nigeria ,Ghana ,Russia anywhere ,let me explain one fact of life to you , one glorious principle there is nothing nothing .nothing more holy and more wonderful than seeing two beautiful peaks of mounds bouncing up and down on the chest of the silk skin
Holden: No jimi your missing the inherent beauty of hike to the crimson tops that is
Gigguk: The stairway ti heaven man
Holden: Its all about that man
Jimijj: Now I understand ,that some of you may be confused and may the behind and the wondrous parturition ,of the back side as something of
Holden: Oddly enough ,my right hand man sees behinds better than most , isn't that right garnt
Jimi: Some of you ,may have been lead astray the wonders of the Oh-pie but let me just tell you this, there is nothing wrong with a fine bottom, there is nothing wrong with the wonderful buttocks that's
Connor: Preach it man
Jimijj: Thats perfectly understandable but one needs to understand the brilliance of the breasts,
Bakashift: Chill out
Connor: Hallelujah
Bakashift: You've got like the best church in the world
*laughter from cast*
Holden: reverend Jimi
Gigguk: Jimi .....reverend Jimi please
Connor: Praise his holy name
Jimijj: Let me get a hallelujah
Connor: Hallelujah
Jimijj: One needs to understand that where there are boobs there are no noobs
*laughter from the cast*
Holden: As it was once said
Jimijj: There are
Connor: Standing ovation
Holden: As it was once said as long as there are boobs ,are boobs life will find a way
Gigguk: there is nothing wrong with delicious flat chests
Holden: D,F,C
Bakashift: am all for DFC
Connor: We have to talk about
Bakashift: potango
Jimijj: You might as well be a pedophile
Holden: Dude , Alain team hype give me that ,oh my god
Jimijj: Garnt do you have a PHD in DFC
Gigguk: I dont
Holden: arh PHD
Bakashift: Doesnt he have a PHD in general
Gigguk: Yeah I ,I ,yeah am Asian so yeah ofcourse I have a PHD
Jimijj: No cause you know its fine to have a PHD in DFC but still a PHD in OPPAI is also wonderful
Bakshift: So jimi whats your favorite thing about the bosom
Gigguk: Yeah
Jimijj: The bosom,
Gigguk: watch it
Bakashift: Are you an areola man
Jimijj: Am
Holden: cause men have those
Jimijj: I feel theres a ,wat what ,the thing
Holden: They call that on men and it really fucked me up the other day
Bakashift: But the thing is men
Holden: my friend was like am growing hair on my areola and am like
Jimijj: Ewwwwwww
Holden: And am like thats fucked up lad
*laughter all round*
Holden: I was like dude you need to get that gillette or anything man
Bakashift: no no no ,you dont wanna do that you dont want risk cutting off your
Jmijj: No
Holden: Arrrgh
Jimijj: let me
Connor: Oh god no
Jimijj: let me no , am ,alain to answer your question I ,for some strange reason I find just the cleavage the butt crack chest if you know what am saying
Bakashift: So you know ,you like chest cause you let them to bottoms
Jimijj: No no no , its dis
Bakashift: Jimi do you have mixed preferences
Jimijj: Its a stra
Bakashift: hmmmmm
Jimijj: I I will not
Bakashift: aaahh jimi ,jimis just a greedy man he wants it all
Holden: he just wants the whole package and a thing of rufees
Bakashift: he wants to bury his face and reach around
Holden: he wants the whole thing of rufees dont you man
Gigguk: he wants to motor boat that shit all day long
Jimijj: let me explain its strange ,I find
Holden: he wants to go on a moring stroll
Jimijj: I find it arousing when they are pressed together in all their soft lusciousness, and they just become
Holden: no dude
Jimijj: Its all round and wonderful ,its so just appealing to
Holden: nah for me ,being from the tops since I've been to the beach tons of times ,I used to live relatively close to it and even now since in Chicago there is one beach and I live next to it ,aarch thing I might have just given away
Jimijj: Dude dude dude
Cast: all talking at once
Bakashift: thats where you send the fan mail
Jimijj: I come from a continent that is basically all beach ,I come from Africa I know
Gigguk: hold on
Holden: what is it garnt
Gigguk: you know the feeling when your the beach right and theres girls everywhere and your just like its sunglasses time
Connor: Yes
Gigguk: you put them on and your just like I am the
Bakashift: I am the alpha and O
Holden: hey
Bakashift: Omega
Connor: That is when the master plays
Holden: No , heres what happens to any anime fan guy when he puts on sunglasses and theres just women around to look at ,you immediately think you have a Byakugan
* cast laughs hard*
Holden: your eyes ,your just stretching your eyes to the absolute corners
Jimijj: You instantly become neji ,your eyes start doing things that normal human beings shouldn't
Holden: My god I can see everything
Gigguk: You just have like 100 , 360 degree of vision
Holden: you feel like, its like the Oculus rift in real life, dats fucken nuts man
Jimijj: its its brilliant
Connor: I can see all
Holden: oh nah dude it all about oh nah, it was all about the beach man ,but you know what really gets me with the beach man
Gigguk: ok
Connor: uumm
Holden: when people tug at their wedgies man
Jimijj: dude , dudedudedude I actually saw ,this is gona sound so creepy
Holden: hmmm
Gigguk: oh god
Connor: here we go
Bakashift: If jimi if you say in advance it sounds creepy
Holden: lets make it a non disclosed location
Jimijj: Yo yo ,an undisclosed location this one ,beautiful woman and I know I said that those who are infatuated with the bottom were lend astray and I was hella lead astray
Holden: le
Jimijj: I was hella lead astray that day ,I saw this one girl tug up ,not pulling out ,tugging up her wedgie and it looked like wonderful it was the best thing ever , like she tugged it up like she and like to the point where ,like it was .....just disappeared it was just nothing there
*laughter from the cast*
Holden: its a point man, its a point where it looks like two things are like buns of bread baking man
Jimijj: exactly !
Gigguk : where its just like the the the buttocks just like they are mouths and just like chomping
Jimijj: exactly
Gigguk: on a fucken bikini or what ever
Jimijj: I don't know why ,I don't know why she did it ,I don't understand but
Bakashift: Ji Jim jimi its because she knew you where looking
